Beach Day

Sitting on the beach with the fam and friends. Some guy is stretching and doing what appears to be drunk yoga near us. He puts on a shirt with some kind of superhero on it...

Dave: I think it's Ironman
Ron: Nope, the Silver Surfer
Dave: or maybe flash Gordon...
Dave: were Flash Gordon and The Flash the same person?
Ron: no, different movies
Dave: I definitely remember the Flash Gordon movie, he like sticks his hand up into something [interrupted]
Todd: heyyyyoooo!
Ron: no, you're thinking of that other movie, FLESH Gordon

Hilarity ensues

Good Morning

In the car and running a bit late.

Drew: are we stopping to get beer?

Jmike: oh yeah bro. The Roge dawg is well rested and ready to bark

Revenge is best served cold...and malted

Drew and I agreed there would be no icing or any other douchery this weekend. Then he slapped me with one when we got here at 9am yesterday. So then it was on- and I dropped the 22oz on him after golf today ...

Found!

J mike just called me and said, "hey, I'm still alive!"

Joy responds with, "Take it easy, Eddie Vedder!"

Mike directs us to a bar called Hillbillys. Not surprisingly, the bar has a sign out in front which says "Bikers Welcome". We walk in- bikers are indeed Very welcome...

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Still no sign...

At the clubhouse patio bar and still no sign of Jmike. On the bright side, also no sign of the small Asian man we feared. Wondering if he is 'face down in a ditch getting ass raped by a meth tweaker.'

There is a tournament called the "Scott Martin Memorial" rewind off now. Wondering if we will have to come back next year for the "Jersey Mike Memorial Tournament". What, too soon?

Should his face be on a milk carton?

Coming up 18 and still no word from J-Mike. If there is a little Asian man waiting for us on the patio telling us 'not to fuck on me, gayboys' I'm gonna start getting worried.

We Lost Our Friend Doug...

Ballin out at Barefoot DL3, but a man short. Only 3 of us made it home last night. Have you seen our friend Doug?Short guy, kind of looks like a monkey

Jersey in The House

Going to pick up Jersey Mike at the airport...

Joy: Me and Kj in my car!
Todd: B-E-L, M-A-R!

Oops, wrong summer beach spot...

Iced.....we are so gay

We brought Noah to Myrtle Beach...

2 pairs of golf shoes.
2 dress shirts.
3 hats.

We'll be referring to the Grand Cherokee as 'The Ark' for the remainder of the weekend.

Test

Hmmmm

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